PEOPLE
There are by far too many people in the world.  And well that's there problem, but it becomes my problem when they come into my world.  I mean all I ask is for complete dominion of one teeny tiny world, I mean apartment. really.  but SHE lets people in.  and talk to THEM  as if I can't hear her.  and really it's not like they have anything to say that I don't I mean I don't talk to her unless I have to.  but seriously,  I am so much more interesting than those PEOPLE.  sigh, humans never learn.

Slightly Pissed
She had friends over.  and they didn't bring LUMPY  why not I miss my little brother.  sigh,  he's a cutie alright.

ME
Mood:  caffeinated
Who is Alana,  well, I am the most beautiful and fantastic cat in the entire history of the world, well universe, whichever is bigger.  and I am not in the slightest bit spoiled.  actually I am beyond abused.  I am hugged and snuggled all the time,  and ick,  seriously, she tries to wash me.  like I ever need a bath, CAT HERE!  but the worst thing is that sometimes she ignores me.  ME, come on how could you ignore me.  I was left under the bed for like a day last week.  sniff.

First Things First
Mood:  smelly
First things first I am a CAT.  LEOPARD.  I don't LIKE puppies.  that crazy woman I live with is OBSESSED with puppies.  Plus, since I am also a stuffed animal I am sure that should she get a puppy I would become a chew toy,  ew, dog saliva.  thank god she's too lazy to have a real pet.